i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila