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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.

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• (530): View more from California

  My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.

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• (805): View more from California

  You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.

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