i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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