R you on birth control?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"