I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun