She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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