i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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