Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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