Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Damn victory sex feels great
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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