no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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