there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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