i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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