The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
God, I missed his penis.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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