Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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