Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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