Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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