I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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