Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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