i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
where are you?
Hypothermia
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
