when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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