I seem to have left my pride at pride
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you had me at cake vodka
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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