i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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