I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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