i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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