and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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