Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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