know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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