dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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