my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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