i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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