And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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