My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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