Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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