My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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