So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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