he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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