Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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