What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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