Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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