no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I deserve to be covered in dicks
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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