All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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