The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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