I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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