You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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