Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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