We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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