come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.