have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Randomize
