i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you would pick up someone in the library
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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