38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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