We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
did you just send me my own nude
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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