she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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