Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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