doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
another moral hangover. fuck.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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