I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well I just put wine in my tea
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dick very happy bro
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
