Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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