ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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