Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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